Rude socks for people with a sense of humour
Some socks are polite. These aren't. Our rude socks are for the people who laughed at the last Secret Santa and want to win the next one. They're funny on the outside and built properly underneath, so the joke lasts longer than Boxing Day. Most pairs are £11.99, which fits a £10–£15 gift budget.
How rude do you want to go?
- Cheeky: Duck Off is rude without saying it, and Box Jump is for the gym crowd.
- Rude: Send Noods is a pun we're not sorry for, and F Burpees says what every CrossFitter is thinking.
- Know your audience: Middle Finger and Sex Toys. Maybe don't open these in front of your nan.
Why rude socks make a good gift
Joke gifts usually end up in a drawer by New Year. Socks get worn, so the joke keeps going every time they take their shoes off. They're easy to size and easy to wrap, and they're cheap enough that nobody feels awkward. For a full guide with picks by person, read our rude Secret Santa gifts under £15.
The boring bit
Every pair is polyester and spandex with a soft terry sole, a ribbed body and a reinforced heel and toe. Machine wash at 40°C and don't tumble dry. S/M fits UK 3–7 (EU 36–40) and M/L fits UK 8–12 (EU 41–45). Want more laughs and less swearing? Try our funny socks.
RUDE SOCKS: FAQs
Are rude socks a good Secret Santa gift?
Yes, if you know your audience. Most pairs are £11.99, so they fit a £10-£15 budget, and they get worn rather than binned.
Which rude socks are safe for the office?
Go cheeky rather than rude: Duck Off and Box Jump get a laugh without anything anyone could complain about.
What size should I buy?
S/M fits UK 3-7 (EU 36-40) and M/L fits UK 8-12 (EU 41-45). Most men take M/L and most women take S/M.
Are they good quality?
Yes. They're polyester and spandex with a soft terry sole, a ribbed body and a reinforced heel and toe, and they wash at 40°C.
